Summertime BLues

Sorry everybody. I didn't mean to worry you guys. I'm fine. Precious is fine -- she got a new haircut and looks so kute! Even Catherine is fine. I bought her a pretty summer dress from a thrift store, but she said that thrift clothes smell like poor people and she is a Senator's daughter and is used to only the finest. But then she did put it on and I caught her twirling around singing, "I Feel Pretty!" I really think bitch is starting to lose it.

I've been great. It relaly seems like the last month has been a flurry of celebrity news, worrying so much about Michael Jacksonn and poor Katie Holmes (as much of a captive as Catherine, these days!) and La Lohan, that I'm barely paying attention to my job or my real work or eluding the FBI. Although my kneecap clutch purse is coming along nicely :)

I just wanted to pop in and leteveryone know I'm OK. Me and Precious are off to see MR. and MRS> SMITH! It opened last night and I'm just dying to see if the fireworks off screen made it to the big screen. I certainly hope so. I know everyone speaks of Spring Fever but I've got the ants in the pants big time. I need a MAN! (Leave your email on my comments section if yu're interested! I'm a great cook and REALLY open to trying new things.)

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