Thursday, April 07, 2005

Viewer MAil!

Tiffany writes:

why cant i find a picture of jame doing his little tuck trick????


From: Jame Gumb
To: Tiffany W----- <------@b---e.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 10:31:00 -0700
Subject: Re: jame gumb help!

Just like any other celebrity who doesn't want her sex tape leaked to the internet, I try and stop any public display of my tucking before it gets into the wrong hands.

One time the scientologists found a still shot and I couldn't get them off my jock for weeks. You understand.

Are you a great big fat person?

-BB


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Why does that always HAPPEN TO ME?!?!

Hey, I saw a great website. it really makes me chuckle, and then think. Did you know some trees are fake?

We go all day looking at people and deciding who they are in an instant (female, gullible, size 16). But then you look closer (guess who Netflixed Jude "Mr. Gumb" Law's latest??? ;-)] ) and you see that what you saw sometimes has more to it. Like a cell phone tower.

That reminds me. Time to check Precious for bugs again. Not fleas. FBI.

Laters. CACD, bitches.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Jen said...

Sometimes I look at stuff and I thing it's something, but then I look closer and I realize that it's nothing.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thing = Think

10:04 AM  
Blogger Cat said...

A tuck is a very private thing...

1:55 PM  

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