So Disappointed In Humanity
Alright, jokers. Who stole Mannequin and GumbBoy?
You see?! All that's left is the wood frame I kept him on. And in front, right by the gate? GumbBoy is gone, too. It's really not funny. In fact, it's so not funny that I'm going to KILL CATHERINE if I don't get my stuff back. See. You want to show me the ugliness of the world? I'll show it right back. I'll show it right back all over Catherine's f***ing face!!!
Gah. Sorry, but I'm just so heartbroken about this. I had a great weekend working on my fingernail hoodie and then celebrating my sixth favorite holiday, Easter. I even poked Catherine unconscious with a stick and hid Easter eggs in the well for her to find when she woke up. She really enjoyed the hunt, even though she only found three before she got cranky and gave up. I didn't even give it the hose when it started crying, that's how in the spirit I was. Then last night I met a new friend online adn we chatted for HOURS and he seems really nice and we might even meet! I woke up feeling so great and happy and hopeful... and then when I went out to get the paper (I'm not going to tell you which paper it is, FBI, so don't even ask!) I immediately noticed that my gate was open and Mannequin and GumbBoy were gone!
So look. If you return MY PROPERTY to me, I won't ask any questions. I won't even wait up tonight, hiding in teh bushes with my DEATHSTICK to catch the perpetrators. I'll go to sleep and in the morning everything will be returned and Catherine will live (for now) and I won't have to go on thinking this world is a terrible place full of mean, mean people who just want to take and take and take and contribute NOTHING to make this world a better place. People who want to PUNISH and SHAME ME for trying to share a little of MY LIFE which is valid and GOOD!
A**holes.
You see?! All that's left is the wood frame I kept him on. And in front, right by the gate? GumbBoy is gone, too. It's really not funny. In fact, it's so not funny that I'm going to KILL CATHERINE if I don't get my stuff back. See. You want to show me the ugliness of the world? I'll show it right back. I'll show it right back all over Catherine's f***ing face!!!
Gah. Sorry, but I'm just so heartbroken about this. I had a great weekend working on my fingernail hoodie and then celebrating my sixth favorite holiday, Easter. I even poked Catherine unconscious with a stick and hid Easter eggs in the well for her to find when she woke up. She really enjoyed the hunt, even though she only found three before she got cranky and gave up. I didn't even give it the hose when it started crying, that's how in the spirit I was. Then last night I met a new friend online adn we chatted for HOURS and he seems really nice and we might even meet! I woke up feeling so great and happy and hopeful... and then when I went out to get the paper (I'm not going to tell you which paper it is, FBI, so don't even ask!) I immediately noticed that my gate was open and Mannequin and GumbBoy were gone!
So look. If you return MY PROPERTY to me, I won't ask any questions. I won't even wait up tonight, hiding in teh bushes with my DEATHSTICK to catch the perpetrators. I'll go to sleep and in the morning everything will be returned and Catherine will live (for now) and I won't have to go on thinking this world is a terrible place full of mean, mean people who just want to take and take and take and contribute NOTHING to make this world a better place. People who want to PUNISH and SHAME ME for trying to share a little of MY LIFE which is valid and GOOD!
A**holes.
4 Comments:
Jame...my sincerest condolences go out to you on the loss of not only Mannequin, but GumbBoy as well. They both made your front yard such a welcoming place.
Any chance of getting a custom-made fingernail hoodie?I'm out in the Philadelphia area, and it's getting too nice to wear my winter coat, but not nice enough not to wear one at all. A fingernail hoodie would be just the ticket for these inbetween months. Im a medium, and my favorite color is black, if that helps at all.
It's over for you man, the only thing you could really do is to shoot yourself.
Don't be affraid, it will be better for everybody.
First off, has it ever occured to you that perhaps Mannequin and GumbBoy left as a form of protest? Please kill Catherine and put her out of our misery...then I'm sure Mannequin and GumbBoy will come home.
I don't have your things, but I made a pumpkin head man for Halloween this year and I will send it to you as a replacement if you want. You will need a lot of newspaper and raffia to fill out his body.
Go make some Baker's Chocolate One-Bowl brownies and you will feel much better.
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