Segway revs new models

I have a morning ritual before I go to work: I exfoliate, feed Precious, check on my newly cacooned Screeching Thai Sand Moths, hose down the well, make a mug of Nescafe, and then I sit down to read my various bookmarked online sites. I like to talk to Catherine and fill her in on various news tidbits about Lindsay Lohan or whatnot.

Well, this morning I jokingly told her that I was thinking of buying her one of the new Segways so she could ride around the well in a circle. But then she told me she didn't know what a Segway was and I realized she's been down in the well so long she's missed a lot of stuff that's been going on in the world. That made me oddly sad, so I threw darts at her until it was time for me to go catch my bus.