I wrote a song.

I can't put the tune here, of course, but I thought I'd just put the words down. Don't steal them.

Catherine.
I have a girl in my well.
Her name is
Catherine.
She screams
softly
She screams
loudly
She screams
She screams
She screams
I ripped off her pinky nail on Tuesday.

Precious
I have a dog in my house
Her name is
Precious
She wins
easily
She wins
feasily
She wins
She wins
She wins
I gave her a new bone on Wednesday

Journal
I have a webpage on cyberspace
it's a journal
It's cool
all the time
It's cool
and popular
it's cool
it's cool
it's cool
And I'm thinking about starting a forum.

No, for real I am. but I don't know if anyone woudl be interested. i'd hate to look like a fool and have this place where nobody posts. I saw a forum like that on another journal and I got so upset that I had to pour an entire bottle of drano down Catherine's well so there was sufficient screaming to match the pain.

Oh, God. Catherine was trying to dig out of the fucking well the other day and she totally blistered up her fingertips. She's going to ruin my pagmina and then I'm going to have to kill her twice. Three times. Jesus.