Precious' Korner

I love my dog, Precious.  She's a Bichon Friese.  The AKC says about Precious' breed:

This cheerful little dog looks like a gentle puffball, but is healthy and
sturdy enough for play and exercise. Bichons get along with just about everyone, including strangers and other animals. They are active, alert, and curious. They are also highly trainable with gentle handling. 

Precious' Korner

Welcome to Precious' Korner.  Precious speaks with a funny accent, but I have a hard time doing it in words.  But trust me, if you could hear me do her voice, you'd be rolling on the floor.  You'd just laugh your fucking gall badder out of your nose, you'd laugh so hard.  I'm funny.

The American Kennel Club continues:

The Bichon Frise is a small, sturdy, white powder puff of a dog whose merry temperament is evidenced by his plumed tail carried jauntily over the back and his dark-eyed inquisitive expression. This is a breed that has no gross or incapacitating exaggerations and therefore there is no inherent  reason for lack of balance or unsound movement.  Any deviation from the ideal described in the  standard should be penalized to the extent of the deviation. Structural faults common to all breeds are as undesirable in the Bichon Frise as in any other
breed, even though such faults may not be specifically mentioned in the standard.

Precious' Korner

Precious is the coolest dog in the world.  She barks and yips just for me.  SHe can count to ten.  I don't know what I'd do if something were to happen to Precious.  I can't say that killing would be enough.

One time Precious and I went to the store together and I put PRecious in  this little sweater I had made from this girl scout troop and Precious was the hit of the entire place.  People kept coming up and the best part was that no one wanted to pet Precious, so I never had to worry about her getting germs or having someone hurt her soft skin.

Sometimes it gets lonely with it just being me and PRecious all the time.  It's mostly lonely whenever fucking Catherine finally shuts up.  But when I get down like that I just hold Precious on my lap and wonder what it'd be like if I was born with a dog for a penis.  Then Precious and I have a good laugh.