I hate these, but everyone else seems to like them, so here goes.
Name: Jame Gumb. AKA Buffalo Bill AKA Judy
Date of Birth: I cannot tell you as you can track me down and
report me to the FBI.
Mother's Maiden Name: I cannot tell you as you can track me
down and report me to the FBI.
Place of Birth: Detriot.
Occupation: Serial Killer. Garment Industry.
All-around good guy.
Likes: The last sip of a Diet Coke. The sound Precious
makes when she's full. The rip of a ripe ass skin.
Dislikes: The FBI. UPS. My next-door neighbor, Mr.
Jerkins. AKA Loudy McNoisy!!!!
Why did you start a journal?: Isn't that the requirement
for lonely house-bound people looking for love and acceptance? I
just thought thats' what the rest of you were doing. Sign