bio
I hate these, but everyone else seems to like them, so here goes.

Name:  Jame Gumb.  AKA Buffalo Bill  AKA Judy
Date of Birth: I cannot tell you as you can track me down and report me to the FBI.
Mother's Maiden Name: I cannot tell you as you can track me down and report me to the FBI.
Place of Birth: Detriot.
Occupation:  Serial Killer.  Garment Industry.  All-around good guy.
Likes: The last sip of a Diet Coke.  The sound Precious makes when she's full.  The rip of a ripe ass skin.
Dislikes: The FBI.  UPS.  My next-door neighbor, Mr. Jerkins.  AKA Loudy McNoisy!!!!  
Why did you start a journal?:  Isn't that the requirement for lonely house-bound people looking for love and acceptance?  I just thought thats' what the rest of you were doing.  Sign my guestbook!