Pamela Ribon is an author, screenwriter, actor, and Wonder Killer. This is her diary. Sort of.
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Monday, December 01, 2003Something I Recently Learned... My Keira Knightley impression is pretty spot-on. I'll tell you how to do it.
1. Open mouth. 2. Part teeth but keep them lined up with each other [thanks, Genny]. 3. Tuck tongue just behind bottom teeth. 4. Raise lips until they just clear your teeth. This will give you a bit of a snarl. That's good. 5. Pull the sides of your mouth into a smile, but keep the snarl aspect of the front of your mouth. 6. Dart eyes from side to side as you widen them as if to say, "I KNOW! Isn't it AMAZING? Isn't everything WONDERFUL?!" 7. Inhale and exhale audibly. 8. Say, "It's fanTAStic!" Let your nose crinkle. Never let your teeth touch. You're welcome. Last Tarzan Recap The Less-Famous Monkey Trial
Find out what happened in the last episode of the show you never bothered to try to watch. It's a conclusion of the pilot, six episodes later. Don't bother trying to understand us now. Watch Mitch Pileggi and Lucy Lawless battle it out for the coveted Mug-Mug, given to those who act with all of their facial muscles on 11. Behold the five-minute scene of someone driving in a car while listening to the radio before making a few calls on her cell phone. Gasp at the drama of the longest courtroom montage. Thrill to the sound of one recapper clapping, at the demise of the worst show idea since...Smallville.
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