July 28, 2007

fun with mom. (snippets from the cell phone)

PAMIE: Mom. Mom! Richard Grieco just walked into this coffeeshop.
MOM: Who? Oh. From 90210.
PAMIE: 21 Jump Street.
MOM: Which one was he, again?
PAMIE: Booker. He's the one who was not Johnny Depp. ... Which I bet he hears all the time, including in his nightmares. He had the spin-off, remember? Booker?
MOM: I don't think I watched that show.
PAMIE: Oh, you know who would have loved this? Dad. Remember he used to always tease me for watching that show. Well, I don't know if he was teasing, or if he really just liked saying Booker over and over again in that weird voice.
MOM: Yeah, I didn't watch it. I don't like Shatner.
PAMIE: ... No, Mom, that's... that's TJ Hooker.
MOM: Well, what did you say?
PAMIE: I said Booker.
MOM: What?
PAMIE: Booker.
MOM: Why are you saying it like that?
PAMIE: Because he's standing right next to me! I'm trying to be quiet!
MOM: I can't stand Shatner.
PAMIE: Not TJ Hooker, Ma. Booker.
MOM: I remember now. I didn't watch that show, either.
PAMIE: No, you didn't. Anyway, that dude's standing right next to me.
MOM: I just don't know why anybody likes Shatner.

Posted by pamie at 8:41 AM