April 26, 2007

Fake Viewer Mail

Hey, Pamie.

Longtime reader here. I was just wondering what happened to your friend Michelle Biloon, the one who used to run an advice column in your forum with her mother? Fun fact about Michelle: She once got her viewer mail answered on the Letterman program. True story!

Love,

Bigger Michelle Fan Than You

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Dear Fan:

I did know that. I know everything about you, because I just created you as an excuse to brag that Michelle's got a big article about how awesome she is in this week's LA Weekly.

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Hey, Pamie. Did you see the part where she totally dissed you?

HA. HA.

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Dear Fan.

I once spent an entire night doing my Michelle Biloon impression in front of people she hadn't met before. I had that one coming.

Posted by pamie at 6:54 PM