dan: Archives

June 2007

Monday 06.11.07

• if you're looking for Susan Sarandon

Sunday 06.03.07

• this flim is not yet rated

April 2007

Sunday 04.15.07

• and then I'll make her my Mrs. Itty
• a very long excuse for why I'm not exercising

Wednesday 04.11.07

• Shea Stadium in April

Sunday 04.08.07

• thanks, Jay

Wednesday 04.04.07

• Wednesday, April 4

March 2007

Sunday 03.11.07

• buy this book!

January 2007

Wednesday 01.10.07

• where the advocate doesn't have time to tread

December 2006

Thursday 12.21.06

• Dear Defamer...

Monday 12.18.06

• an ill wind

November 2006

Sunday 11.19.06

• Tove would like to be added as your friend!

Wednesday 11.08.06

• I heart Gawker
• at least I'm writing somewhere

August 2006

Friday 08.11.06

• This is not an appropriate title for a children's movie

Wednesday 08.02.06

• Who loves MySpace?

July 2006

Sunday 07.30.06

• America's Next Top Kitty

Monday 07.17.06

• i heart blogs

Friday 07.07.06

• Kanoeing for Katrina

June 2006

Tuesday 06.27.06

• Twenty-five opening sentences of blog entries I've started in the past two months

April 2006

Thursday 04.27.06

• view from the top

March 2006

Friday 03.24.06

• twenty-five first sentences of blog entries I'll never write

Wednesday 03.22.06

• Hiatus 3: Return of Sloth

Thursday 03.16.06

• and this is where things are at the office

Tuesday 03.14.06

• "Whammy at 20,000 Feet"

Monday 03.13.06

• pointless travelogue of a random place you'll never go

Wednesday 03.08.06

• Me...ow, naturally.

Monday 03.06.06

• Not much. Why, what did you do?

February 2006

Wednesday 02.22.06

• WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wednesday 02.15.06

• rock me, very softly (Part Two)

Tuesday 02.07.06

• the real winner is Taco Bell

Sunday 02.05.06

• rock me, very softly (Part One)

January 2006

Sunday 01.29.06

• the raw deal

Thursday 01.26.06

• and what are these newfangled "blogs" I keep hearing about?

Thursday 01.05.06

• if you're gonna make 'em, make 'em good

Wednesday 01.04.06

• three strangers hate me (and another just hates my sins)

December 2005

Wednesday 12.14.05

• three random pictures

Wednesday 12.07.05

• gossip = true

November 2005

Thursday 11.17.05

• go outside

Saturday 11.05.05

• my mom and my stepdad saw Shopgirl

Wednesday 11.02.05

• the day the music died
• and now, here it is, your moment of zen

October 2005

Friday 10.28.05

• Freaky Friday

Thursday 10.27.05

• The Journal of Truth and Greatness

Thursday 10.20.05

• observe THIS, griffith park observatory

Tuesday 10.18.05

• mom's basement

Wednesday 10.12.05

• what else are you putting in the coffee, you guys?

September 2005

Monday 09.12.05

• typing in the dark

Saturday 09.10.05

• i will not use a "whole lotta shakin'" pun in the title
• if you've emailed me since August 16

Monday 09.05.05

• what all music should sound like

August 2005

Saturday 08.27.05

• yes, Dan, you live in LA and WE GET IT

Tuesday 08.23.05

• Junk Bond Trader

Tuesday 08.16.05

• i want to eat my car

Friday 08.12.05

• good and bad conversation of the day

Thursday 08.11.05

• first LA job stories, you say?

Wednesday 08.10.05

• Am I Typing What Is the IS THIS THING ON

Thursday 08.04.05

• Dan hopes Casey likes his twelve year-old mix

Wednesday 08.03.05

• Dan is stuck on the 405

July 2005

Wednesday 07.20.05

• Dan has a tux fitting to get to

Tuesday 07.19.05

• And Dan says, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

June 2005

Sunday 06.26.05

• Dan presents: five rejected blog pitches, 2005

May 2005

Monday 05.09.05

• Dan pimps his ride

April 2005

Monday 04.18.05

• Dan's busy

Thursday 04.14.05

• five things Dan shouldn't tell you

Thursday 04.07.05

• Dan's L.A. by the numbers

Monday 04.04.05

• Dan has just begun the pimpin'

March 2005

Tuesday 03.22.05

• no, really, we're fine

Monday 03.14.05

• Dan's shameful 90s iTunes oversight of the day

Friday 03.11.05

• Part Five: Dan Runs Out Of Words

Thursday 03.10.05

• Part 4: The Ascendancy of "L"

Tuesday 03.08.05

• Part 3b: MORE SONGS MORE SONGS MORE SONGS!

Saturday 03.05.05

• Part Three: Choose A Song (A-F)

Friday 03.04.05

• Part Two: Choose A Character

Thursday 03.03.05

• This is a Dan Blau six-time exclusive

February 2005

Tuesday 02.22.05

• dan needs the love too, y'all

Wednesday 02.16.05

• dan votes absentee
• dan hearts Project Runway

Tuesday 02.15.05

• Virtual Book Tour: The Trouble Boy, by Tom Dolby

Monday 02.14.05

• dan previews tomorrow on da blog

Thursday 02.10.05

• dan says let penguins be penguins

Wednesday 02.09.05

• Dan wants you to read his free work so that somebody did

Tuesday 02.08.05

• Dan really, really, really misses movie night

Wednesday 02.02.05

• Dan can't sleep, and that's fine

January 2005

Wednesday 01.26.05

• Dan flat-out pleads for help

Sunday 01.09.05

• Dan's mom is requesting some more tiny peanuts

Thursday 01.06.05

• Pamie's not here, man

December 2004

Monday 12.27.04

• Dan creates intentional discord

Thursday 12.16.04

• Dan pimps his friends

Tuesday 12.07.04

• Dan loses but lives to tell the story

Friday 12.03.04

• Dan tells a story while he hopes Pam is sleeeeeping

Thursday 12.02.04

• dan needs tech support

Wednesday 12.01.04

• obligatory wedding stories (dan edition)

November 2004

Wednesday 11.03.04

• Dan writes back

October 2004

Sunday 10.24.04

• Dansacking

Wednesday 10.20.04

• Dan just resorts to begging

Tuesday 10.19.04

• iPod is Dan's copilot

Friday 10.01.04

• dan watched the whole debate

September 2004

Wednesday 09.29.04

• dan wants to help more models

Tuesday 09.28.04

• did dan just post twice in one day?
• dan's in the dark

Sunday 09.26.04

• dan counters, "zzzzzzzzz"

Thursday 09.16.04

• Dan and Tara: Haughty and Righteous

Saturday 09.11.04

• Reason #1,345,878 Dan has to get out of PR

August 2004

Monday 08.30.04

• Dan's not sad, but...
• Dan's View From The...Front

Tuesday 08.24.04

• Well, Dan knows what Oregon looks like

Monday 08.02.04

• Dan's wardrobe just grew

July 2004

Friday 07.23.04

• dan doesn't have the gift of pictures...

Monday 07.19.04

• dan's been busy

Wednesday 07.14.04

• Dan continues regretting

Tuesday 07.06.04

• Dan really, really, really hates the Post

Monday 07.05.04

• dan sings somberly

Friday 07.02.04

• dan issues a formal apology

Thursday 07.01.04

• dan and tracie and AYN RAND

June 2004

Thursday 06.24.04

• dan has paused his television for one minute

May 2004

Thursday 05.13.04

• Fame II

Monday 05.03.04

• dan writes recap, world not surprised
• dan wants you to look at pretty pictures

April 2004

Friday 04.30.04

• dan and tracie reveal the ugliness of the collaborative process

Monday 04.19.04

• dan loves wendy from indiewire, and so will you

Friday 04.16.04

• dan, tracie, and adam are getting together in New York

Sunday 04.11.04

• dan feels like a moron
• the one where dan recaps
• dan thinks some movies are overrated, and he's ready for battle

Thursday 04.08.04

• dan notes that there are too many people in the world

Monday 04.05.04

• dan once had a blog

March 2004

Monday 03.15.04

• dan pimps the self

Sunday 03.14.04

• dan checks in (geddit? GEDDIT?)

Tuesday 03.02.04

• dan examines the latest in air-o-NOT-ics

February 2004

Wednesday 02.25.04

• dan proclaims it adam's birthday on the blog

Monday 02.23.04

• dan is hot for female models

Thursday 02.19.04

• dan and potes love "america's next top model"

Tuesday 02.17.04

• dan asks you to rank your hershey's miniatures
• dan talks karma, baby

Monday 02.16.04

• twocap sounds much less impressive!

Wednesday 02.11.04

• dan and pam are busy

Monday 02.09.04

• Dan says, "Threecap threecap threecap week! Kill me!"

January 2004

Friday 01.30.04

• dan has a threecap week

Friday 01.23.04

• Dan writes a speech called "Phish: The First Four Albums"

Tuesday 01.20.04

• dear pamlea ribon...

Monday 01.19.04

• ssssh...dan's working

Friday 01.16.04

• Dan knows that the fastest way to California...

Wednesday 01.14.04

• Yes, but Dan, what do you LOOK like?

Tuesday 01.06.04

• dan hates a movie, but sssssshhhh...

December 2003

Thursday 12.18.03

• dan clarifies his musical past to rationalize his musical present
• dan loves Lucinda Williams so much right now he'd risk all his pride to see her again

Thursday 12.11.03

• Psychosomatic or head over the toilet...am I getting the flu?

Thursday 12.04.03

• Dan reports on, "Things I can't do right now"

November 2003

Tuesday 11.25.03

• Dan eats something that makes him very bad

Friday 11.21.03

• dan checks in from the road

Friday 11.14.03

• dan recaps that he recapped a recap

Thursday 11.13.03

• and, just now...
• dan asks, "does this ever happen to you, happen to you, happen to you?"

Wednesday 11.12.03

• dan wants to tell you something about nice

Monday 11.10.03

• dan reviews pamie's favorite guest spot
• dan does an ad for WiFi

Friday 11.07.03

• dan and pamie have a lot of free time, suddenly

Thursday 11.06.03

• Dan returns triumphantly with an apology and a list of excuses

October 2003

Friday 10.24.03

• dan whores himself out between rehearsals

Tuesday 10.21.03

• dan, tracie, and adam are dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming
• dan reveals a tender, folksier side

Sunday 10.19.03

• dan guesses you haven't had enough of him

Friday 10.17.03

• dan says hi to jeff

Thursday 10.16.03

• dan doesn't want to have to say he told you so
• dan mourns the death of baseball
• [Name Of Boy On Blog] hates movie, can't tell you which one

Saturday 10.11.03

• day has "fun stuff" tattooed on his forehead
• dan realizes he writes when he's tired sometimes, but that's the job, yo
• dan thinks it's time for #2 in a continuing series

Tuesday 10.07.03

• Dan checks in

Saturday 10.04.03

• dan cleanses his palate

Wednesday 10.01.03

• Dan tells a story, adds a song cue. And a song.

September 2003

Tuesday 09.30.03

• dan spends some time on the Pacific Rim

Sunday 09.28.03

• television without shame

Friday 09.26.03

• dan's friends get mad when he doesn't tell them

Wednesday 09.24.03

• dan tells a story about an old lady named Ruth

Tuesday 09.23.03

• ThisDan wonders, "Maybe the world is blind."

Monday 09.22.03

• Dan asks, "When did Cosby go blind"?

Saturday 09.20.03

• dan says: Life of Buh-Bye

Friday 09.19.03

• dan proclaims it "Share Your Pretty, Pretty Poetry Day" on da blog

Thursday 09.18.03

• dan does not accept the compliment
• Dan says: Day One Status (please don't let her find this)

Wednesday 09.17.03

• dan sighs elaborately

Tuesday 09.16.03

• a high incidence of incidentally
• book I'm allegedly reading

Sunday 09.14.03

• Party Monster: 18 to Scrim, 20 to Scram!

Friday 09.12.03

• dan says: taking up new residence

Tuesday 09.09.03

• sing along with irrelevance
• 8:01. 8:01!!
• shows I'll watch on my flight tomorrow

Monday 09.08.03

• a story about texas!
• Teller? I don't even know her!

Sunday 09.07.03

• ps.
• jason behr weighs in, of all people

Saturday 09.06.03

• tee hee! she said boobies!

Friday 09.05.03

• And now, A Very Special Friendster Dating Story.
• apology, double-post style
• I'm Dan. I write for
• hacker with a password