December 15, 2008

in celebration of hot nerdy boys.

PAMIE: How was the rest of your weekend?
DANA: Good. I just... I'm so frustrated, because I'm having to do all these graphs for this class, and I don't understand some of this computer shit. I mean, I'm very smart. Obviously. But then like, I don't have to know Excel for any part of my life, so I don't know it, and now I'm supposed to make a graph?
PAMIE: Well, I know some people who could probably help you learn to graph that.
DANA: You mean you don't?
PAMIE:... I could figure it out.
DANA: Well, I was talking to my friend on the phone yesterday and I told him I was just so angry because everything I didn't know about computers was looking at me in the face and I didn't know what to do. And then he goes, "Okay, well, tell me this, and tell me this and go to this place here and read me that," and then Pamie, oh my god.
PAMIE: He was in your computer.
DANA: He was IN MY COMPUTER. He was controlling my mouse! I was just watching him and he was... he was inside me.
PAMIE: It's really hot.
DANA: Pamie, it's the hottest thing I've ever seen. I'm not even kidding. Don't make fun of me.
PAMIE: No, it's always hot. It's even a little thrilling when the Geek Squad people do it. I've done it before, and it's fun to do to other people, too.
DANA: He cleaned up my desktop and moved things around and then I got nervous.
PAMIE: Well, it's scary the first time.
DANA: I didn't know what he'd find.
PAMIE: You're very vulnerable, letting someone inside like that. Past your firewall.
DANA: You are making fun of me.
PAMIE: Only a little. But it is hot. Smart boys who fix things. And boys who make graphs. I'm just surprised you liked it so much. If I'd told you this, you'd make fun of me.
DANA: No, Pamie, I'm a nerd, too. Don't you know that?
PAMIE: Uh-huh.
DANA: I love nerds. Haven't you seen my friends? You're all nerds.
PAMIE: Yeah, you're right. Maybe you are supposed to be hanging out with your hot, pretty friends. Those other girls.
DANA: No, those hot, pretty girls are nerds, too.
PAMIE: DON'T SAY THAT. That's not fair. You don't get to be both.
DANA: I still say that you are a hot, pretty nerd, too.
PAMIE: Unh.
DANA: I want to do it again. Get him inside my computer. I cleaned up a little in case he does.
PAMIE: What, did you wax your hard drive?
DANA: Kinda.
PAMIE: I love how that boy got your inbox all hot.
DANA: I am sad that you haven't updated your website in a long time.
PAMIE: Can I write about this?
DANA: Sigh. I suppose that's what I get.

Posted by pamie at 10:09 AM