May 5, 2008

i am so awesome.

Over the weekend I went to a party at a restaurant/nightclub/bar type thing. It had a wall of black mirrors when you walked in, which made the room -- and the crowd -- look twice its actual size.

But I didn't know that.

So when I walked inside to the bar to get a drink, I headed towards what looked like the bar off to the right in front of me. And just before I slammed face-first into the mirror, I actually thought to myself: "Oh, hell no. I know this bitch is not gonna just turn the corner and walk right into me pretending she doesn't see me! Are you kidding me? She--"

BAM.

You guys, the mirrors were really dark. "You need to put some fingerprints on that wall," I told the waitstaff, who watched the whole thing unfold. "Or a webcam."

"That happens every night," one said. "Often to people who work here. Have a drink."

Later that night, when I was walking through the crowd looking for someone, I realized there was an entire section of the bar I hadn't even explored... until I tried to dodge the woman rudely headed towards me, and walked face-first into that same mirror... and that same woman.

I am gifted!

Posted by pamie at 9:57 AM