April 15, 2007

and then I'll make her my Mrs. Itty

Miss Itty is fourteen years old. We have all waited patiently for her to reach maturity and know the touch of a man. A man named me. The time has come to start counting down to a time when the world will be able to have her as its own, on that day of her eighteenth birthday. After all, Miss Itty is a cat we all fancy.

Countdown To Miss Itty's 18th!!!

Rowr!

Posted by dan at 8:02 PM