Love Me, Love You, Love It

The Third Annual Valentine's Day Entry
14 February 2001

HEY!

Did I scare you?
Yeah?
Dude. You should see the look on your face, dude.
That's just how I looked when I realized I was in love with you.
Happy Valentine's Day.


Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh!
No!
Uh!
Unh!
Unnnnnnhuuh!
God!
Oh!
God!
Why?
God, why?
Why did he leave me?
He doesn't deserve these tears.


There's a burning
Deep inside me.
A yearning
For different times
Different places
Different choices
Like a condom
So I didn't catch
Your VD
This VD
See, when you said
VD
I totally thought you meant
Valentine's Day
Not the bad kind of VD
This kind
With the burning
And the pain.
More wine?


The warmth
In my mouth.
That rush
Through my veins
Making my heart race
My pulse quicken
My head
Just a bit dizzy.
My legs are just a bit numb.
My tongue
Yearns for more
More of you
Right now.
Now.
I can't wait anymore.
This is torture.
Seriously.
I'm in hell
Waiting for you.
I just want to shout
To this giant crowd of people
"How hard is it to make a latte, fuckers?"
I love you, coffee.


oh no, i forgot you were allergic to shellfish
i guess you don't want any dessert
well, happy valentine's day


I wish
We could go back.
Way back.
Like, to when I was five.
And be the new girl on your block.
The one that walks slowly by your house.
You notice me.
And I catch your eye a few times.
And then one day you walk up
And ask if I'm lost.
I just smile, and say I like to walk here.
And you ask if I want to play ball with you.
I say yes
Because I like your smile
And because you seem really nice
And we play together all day long
And from that day on we become best friends.
I wish I knew you way back then.
So that I was always there.
Right there.
When you needed me.
I could be there your entire life.
Always knowing what you wanted
What you needed
What makes you happy.
I'd know you like I know my own skin.
I'd be a part of you
And you a vital part of me.
Together.
For as long as we can remember.
Making each other
Gloriously happy.
And I'd never let you down.
And all of my memories would be filled with you.
I love you.


hey, tonight for valentine's day, could you wear this?
ooh, thanks.
oh, and can I call you justice ginsberg?


Good morning, you.
This is my favorite time.
This time, right now.
When the sun is first starting to come up
and the light hits the flesh on your back just so
And the room still smells a bit like us
Our smells mingled together
Matching the taste on my lips
The feeling of your legs tangled with mine
The warmth of your breath on my cheek
The memories of our passion and yearning and groping still fresh on my muscles
The sound of your heart beating against my body
This is my favorite time
Because it is ours.
It's quiet.
I love you more than anybody.
But you'd better get up now.
And go back to your room.
Mom will kill us if she finds us here.


dear dre,

bitches and hos be riding my dick like the tilt-a-whirl.
but no one makes me feel like you do.
i love you.

snoop

more love again